Wow, this news station should totes get an award for being so objective!

They aren't going for scare tactics or controversy or titillation AT ALL, noSIRREE!

From WLOX:

A book loaded with foul language and sexually explicit material has been pulled from the library shelves at Picayune Junior High School. 

The book in question is, unsurprisingly, a Gossip Girl book. Given that it's also making headlines in Florida, I forsee more freaking out about the series in the near future.

C'mon, guys! Get with the program: Being all horrified by Gossip Girl, is, like, SOOOO Spring 2009.