Maybe you could publish it here, Mr. Burgess.

From the Guardian:

"I'm always getting asked 'is this you in this book?'" said Burgess, "so I thought I'd say what I'd done. It was also a good way of looking at what it's like being a teenager. I did it, it was finished, and my publisher at Andersen Press was happy with it. Memoirs don't sell as well as fiction, but it was all sorted, but then they had it read for libel."

Well, I want to read it.  So I hope it works out, and I hope it works out so he can publish it as an actual memoir, rather than fiction.